McClellan Resigns, Bush Looks Forward to Reminiscing

White House Press Secretary Scott "Flounder" McClellan has resigned. Dubya had these idiotic words:

Bush said McClellan had "a challenging assignment."

"I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity," the president said. "It's going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days."

The fucking "good old days" — holy shit. Doesn't that sound just bat-fucking-shit insane?

Yeah, remember those good old days where we raped the world for billions? How we lead the world to war on false pretenses? How we caught that guy, what's his name, oh wait... we never did catch that what's his name guy did we? How we killed the middle class of America? How we liberated all those Arabs? How we saved all those people during Hurricane Katrina? How we... what were we talking about? Oh yes, the "good old days" that's right...

Comments

[Frank]

Well said, man. The good old days. Wow.

[Kim]

Well, Dubya was looking forward to sitting on Trent Lott's front porch (the rocking chair is implied in my mind) but we all know what happened to that poor, poor man's house.

Worst. President. Ever.