WASHINGTON -- Dressed in all black, former stripper turned weight-loss promoter Anna Nicole Smith fought her way through a throng of photographers and autograph-seekers Tuesday on her way to a Supreme Court showdown in her bid to inherit her late husband's fortune.Who woulda thunk I'd live to see that day that is an AP lede [via WaPo]. I'm only [a just-turned] twenty-six. What else will I see in that all informative opening sentence in the years to come?
It all reminds me of the illustration in America: The Book, with a foreward by Thomas Jefferson himself, where the SCOTUS Justices are shown de-robed.
***UPDATE***
Oh the humanity. I just saw a headline that read "Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington"
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