Jane on Dick's Book

Jane's taken on some daunting tasks in the past, but reading and analyzing Dick $antorum's book It Takes A Family [to kill a nation], whoa.

Reading her summaries and excerpts is about as much as I can stomach. She notes that there are lots of statistics thrown around, sourceless stats. Mmmm, sourceless. Here's a stat: 157% of Dick $antorum's genes are primordial ooze. I don't have a source for that though. You'll just have to take my word on it. As Colbert says, I feel it; look it up.