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November 17, 2005

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Jerome Gaskins

There's an old myth in the Black community that makes the presence of alley cats a sign that the corner chinese restaurants aren't doing their jobs:

"Don't eat no chinese food if you can't find no alley cats in the hood"...

I don't think it's a Philly thing, either. Everywhere I've been it's been acknowledged or repeated.

albert

people used to just say that some places straight up used rat meat. no end to a supply of rats in a city. so there couldn't be a phrase like "don't eat no chinese if you can't find no rats in the hood" - rats are fucking everywhere! but philly seems to have a particularly bad problem with feral cats. like athens, greece - damn cats everywhere.

eRobin

I like kitties. Even the snarling feral kind. So how's the rat population in your neighborhood? It should be under control - pigeons too. Reminds me of the Simpsons bit.

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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