The SEX

Can't get enough of The SEX. Does The SEX ever make you late to work in the mornings? Or the cause of getting home late at night? Ever blame The SEX for things? Ever have withdrawal from The SEX?

Me, never. But that's because I never take the The Schuylkill Expressway to/fro work.

Heard on Fox News, "If I were you I would avoid the SEX in South Philly this morning, that is, if you don't like tie-ups."

On WCAU, "Yes, the SEX is good in both directions this evening. No problems to report."

On WPVI, "For some unknown reason it seems that the SEX is bad every night in this part of Gladwyne."

And recently on KYW, "The SEX is quite slippery this morning especially as you enter the Conshohocken Curve. Please take it very, very slow."

You know it's a slow newsday when all the reportings on The SEX.