AK's Inevitable Return Stateside

Travelster AK will return stateside one week from today. He'll return to Staten Island, to hold court at Taco Bell for all to marvel. Incredible. He's been gone for around seven months now, travelling South America before he starts up law school out in Chicagy. Doubtful I'll make it up to NY for a chalupa, but will AK come head down to Illy before taking off for the Windy City for a round of 'steaks?